February 2012
pezberryberet:
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that you are all loved, appreciated and adored by many people.
You are talented, you will make a difference in this world and you will live a happy and successful life if you keep going. I know it gets hard sometimes and you’re going to have shitty days where it seems like nobody loves you and there isn’t any hope, but there is hope.
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chrismello:
if you shuffle albums, you’re a shitnerd
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I am actually the dumbest person I know.
Why is anyone friends with me? I’m such a shitty friend, and I’m a complete hypocrite, and I offer almost literally nothing as a person.
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
apriki:
I like to think that there is a Hunger Games fandom within the Capitol itself
and everywhere you go there are kids sitting around going “Cato/Clove otp!!!”
“No Peeta/Katniss otp!!!”
“I can’t wait to see what the arena will be like this year I hope they do something new and awesome and not a forest again”
“Do you want to read my Foxface fanfic it’s really good”
“FINNICK WAS THE BEST...
holypeaches:
I bet it’s hard being friends with someone who’s constantly convinced you hate them
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“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...”
– I might just copy and paste this so I can have this perfect answer ready when people say things like “but how does this “rape culture” actually affect women?” (via watsonesque)
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
January 2012
sky-sailor:
I just got myself all sad and worked up by reading about bullying/suicide. Oh lord. Please, all of you know that no matter how alone you may feel, you never truly are. Someone always cares, even if they’re too shy to speak up about it. Even when you feel like you’re the only one in the world, like no one else would give a damn about you, that is completely far from the truth. You are...
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Reblog if you have in any way been emotionally...
Streetlight Manifesto
a-bullet-in-my-lung:
oheydereaislynn:
They’re like music sex
So wrong
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
IMPORTANT: ACTA is NOT official and has NOT been...
lordmeowrail:
( I’d like to ask that anyone who reads this to PLEASE reblog this so there isn’t a widespread panic and violent protests. Tumblr needs to stop posting partial information. It is counterproductive and we need to know the truth so we don’t give up and think the fight is over. )
There wasn’t a vote. It was a signing and the voting isn’t going to happen for a while.
“The committee...
