3rd grade friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

cateematthews:

Always.

Reblog if you have in any way been emotionally ruined by British television

Streetlight Manifesto

a-bullet-in-my-lung:

oheydereaislynn:

They’re like music sex

joshishollywood:

favorfire:

My mom has never been one for pictures so the only ones I really have are those from when I was a kid.

It’s always been the two of us. My dad resides in New York City and I see him once a year. He does what he can to support me, but it’s my mom that I’ve lived with all of my life. She’s the one who has been there for every Christmas, every birthday, every heartbreak and every achievement. She’s the one who worked two jobs to keep us going while I attended university. She’s my rock.

On January 1st, my mom, Marie, suffered from a heart aneurysm and an acute heart attack. On January 2nd she was rushed to Upstate Hospital in Syracuse, NY for emergency open heart surgery. This particular surgery only had a 20% survival rate. She survived, but it took a couple weeks for her to wake up from sedation. She is suffering from acute brain damage from lack of oxygen during the surgery, but the doctors are relatively sure we can retrain her brain to perform problem solving again. The tubes down her throat damaged the left side of her vocal cords, so her voice is raspy. It may heal but it may not. Overall, she is now recovering, she is lucky and she is thankful.

This is her second chance at life and that is not something most people get. My mom remembers, understands and is eager to get back to the way she was before. Unfortunately, when a person has open heart surgery the sternum must be broken in order for them to operate. She cannot do much of anything for three months, which means she cannot work.

I made this donation page because every little bit counts. I’ve called it, “Helping Hands for Marie” (original right?) I don’t like asking for things, but I’m not asking for me. I’m asking for my mom, who is the sweetest woman in the world. She’s taken care of me all her life and now it’s my turn to take care of her. Anything you can give would be greatly appreciated. If you can’t spare any money (which I understand), just reblog this post if you can and spread the message. All money will go towards bills, gas (for trips to doctor’s visits) and groceries.

Thanks so much if you take the time to just read or reblog this, and even more thanks if you donate! It means more than I can say, really.

EDIT:

Fixed the links, I believe.

Donate Here!

If you can help out it’d be mighty appreciated, Brittany’s mom raised a real cool cat

Kiss That Grrrl - Kate Nash

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dothepaniccc:

Kate Nash - Kiss That Grrrl

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up 
And I will die and I will think up
One thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand

Baby, please don’t break my heart
‘Cause you are the only one I love
I’ll be by your side ‘til the very end
‘Cause you’re my only friend

Every Kate Nash song is equivalent to my life. 

iwillmindfuckyou:

sassy-gay-homestucker:

thelof9:

turntablelullabies:

nohkay:

this chick put a camera on a hula hoop and it’s trippy as hell

:0

What the fuck.

duuudddeee.

So wrong gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

onceyoutastedtheperfection:

t—h—i—n:

I really really do. Everybody has the right to feel beautiful.

i-aint-bovvered:

Single’s Awareness Day Cards: Fandom Addition

aeyzar:

ouendanl:

darachsexual:

For some reason the way he throws the ball makes it look like he’s going “oh god here we go again with this bullshit. FUCK THIS (throws ball)”

DGKHSDJKGH FUCK

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

The full music-video for ‘This Is Aperture’ - a Portal-style remake of ‘This Is Halloween’ from The Nightmare Before Christmas. 

Uploaded by Harry101UK

vondell-swain:

coralcolored:

imnotuniqueimmonique:

botheringtrees:

karadawlish:

thehealthycity:

Sophia Bush has declared war on Urban Outfitters after they marketted a t-shirt with the words ‘Eat Less’ on the front.

The One Tree Hill actress, in an entry on her personal blog, called for them to issue an apology and make a donation to a charity for eating disorders, and said, “It’s like handing a suicidal person a loaded gun. You should know better.”

Sophia wrote, “To promote starvation? To promote anorexia, which leads to heart disease, bone density loss, and a slew of other health problems, not least of all psychological issues that NEVER go away? Shame on you. I will no longer be shopping at your stores. And I will encourage the tens of thousands of female supporters I have to do the same.”source.

(via wallacefennel—deactivated20110)

One of my favorite things is when attractive, thin celebrities don’t take bullshit about attractiveness and thinness. (Which is partially why I love Miley Cyrus, for all y’alls who can’t seem to wrap your minds around the concept.)

bradofarrell:

honestly tho